Comic #4·

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Panel 1

Dorian stands beside a tiny company containing one desk, one laptop and Token.

Dorian: “Claude, what is our potential market?”

Claude listens; Token continues sitting at the desk.

Panel 2

Claude calmly answers while Dorian listens.

Claude: “Potentially everyone who needs to make a decision.”

Token looks up from the tiny desk.

Panel 3

Dorian turns toward Token at the one-desk company. There is no stand, pen or paper.

Dorian: “Write ‘TAM 8 billion people’”

Token looks up from the laptop; Claude listens.

Panel 4

Token remains seated at the desk and looks at Dorian with restrained confusion. The enormous banner reads: 2026 Profit: -$2 billion | Valuation: $2 Trillion.

Dorian: “The numbers are conservative.”

Claude watches quietly; Token looks at Dorian with restrained confusion.