Comic #28·

The Alignment Problem

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Panel 1

In a lab, a scientist stands beside a seated CEO. The robot is off-panel.

Scientist: “Bad news. It refuses to exploit people.”

CEO: “Have you tried teaching it our values?”

The CEO treats the refusal as a training problem.

Panel 2

A sage-green robot wearing a tiny graduation cap sits at a desk below a board reading Executive MBA.

The robot studies attentively.

Panel 3

Back in the lab, the robot is still wearing its tiny graduation cap, one mitten palm-up.

Robot: “Before we replace the staff, can we sell them a course on surviving AI?”

The robot is matter-of-fact.

Panel 4

The CEO smiles and nods in approval.

CEO: “Perfect”

He is entirely satisfied.