Comic #7·

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AGI

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AGI is generally available today. Filing on your behalf is a premium capability; being liable for the filing remains included in the free tier.

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Panel 1

Samuel beams on a glamorous stage with gold and violet light, confetti, and a cheering audience.

Samuel: “AGI is here!”

Samuel is delighted; the crowd is enormous.

Panel 2

Token sits at a desk with a laptop.

Token: “Do my tax return”

Token looks at the laptop with a small speaking o.

Panel 3

Close-up of an AI chat confirming the filing.

Assistant: “Your tax return has been submitted”

No characters; the confirmation is the entire beat.

Panel 4

Token sits at a defendant table. A judge looks down from an elevated bench.

Judge: “You are charged with five counts of tax evasion. How do you plead?”

Token looks up with a closed frown.